I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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