Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
50% drunk capacity currently
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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