I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
My vagina just clenched in fear
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