4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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