I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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