i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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