I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
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