Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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