even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I want to be your penis for a week.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
dude. I can hear the air.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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