i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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