I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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