For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
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