Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
