You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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