So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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