Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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