Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
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