Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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