You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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