i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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