How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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