Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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