it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
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