we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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