Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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