she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
babies were throwing up all over the place
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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