It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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