"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
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