The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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