You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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