id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
