I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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