I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
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