Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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