If i come over, it means nothing
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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