I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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