we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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