Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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