You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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