I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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