so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
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