And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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