guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
