I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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