A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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