Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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