Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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