he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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