I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Couch. On fire.
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