Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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